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State of the Nation Address of
His Excellency Benigno S. Aquino III
President of the Philippines
to the Congress of the Philippines
Session Hall of the House of Representatives
July 25, 2011
Speaker Feliciano Belmonte Jr. and Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile.
Vice President Jejomar Binay, I know Junjun was just trying to be witty, but it offended Kris and me.
Chief Justice Renato Corona,tigilan mo angHacienda Luisita. Why don’t you distribute Iggy Arroyo’s hacienda?
Former Presidents Fidel Valdez Ramos, Joseph Ejercito Estrada, and she who shall not be named for she is absent.
Members of the House of Representatives and the Senate; distinguished members of the diplomatic corps;
Mga minamahal kong kaibigan, kaklase, kabarilan:
(SEC. OCHOA, SEC. LACIERDA, KIEF RAVENA AND OTHERS WILL STAND UP AND CHANT “ANIMO ARENEOW!”)
Sa bawat sandali po ng pamamahala ay nahaharap tayo sa isang sangangdaan.
Sa isang banda po ay ang tuwid na daan. MulaValenzuela,nakaabot ako ngSingapore,para lang makahanap ngFirst Ladyng bayan.
Sa kabilang banda ay ang baluktot na daan. Kaya ibinenta ko ang akingPorsche.Mungkahi niMar at Anne Curtis,mag-MRTna lang ako. Wala nang wangwang, wala pangcounterflow.
Bago ko man kayo iniligaw, matagal na pong naligaw ang pamahalaan sa daang baluktot. Araw-araw po, lalong lumilinaw sa akin ang lawak ng problemang ating namana. Damang-dama ko ang bigat ng mga kasalanan niGloria.Mabuti na lang absent siya.
Sa unang taon ng aming panunungkulan, marami po kaming natuklasan. Nais ko pong ipahayag sa inyo ang iilan lamang sa mga namana nating suliranin at ang ginagawa naming hakbang para lutasin ang mga ito.
Sulyap lamang po ito; hindi pa ito ang lahat ng problemang haharapin natin. Inilihim at sadyang iniligaw ang sambayanan sa totoong kalagayan ng ating bansa.
Dahil kayGloria,may toll free increase at oil price hike.
Dahil kayGloria,umabot po ng tatlong bilyong piso ang utang ngPCSO.
Dahil kayGloria,isanlibong porsyento naman ang itinaas ng utang ngNFA.
Dahil kayGloria,mayclimate changeat binaha angMetro Manila.
Dahil kayGloria,nag-away siHeart Evangelista at Marian Rivera.
Dahil kayGloria,naging“alleged” victimsiAmanda Coling.
Dahil kayGloria,siBedolay nakabullet-proof vestat siZaldyay may“insignificant coronary artery disease.”
Dahil kayGloria,nawalan ako nglove lifeat nalagas ang akinghairline.
To you who were once a President, this advice: Mind your own district. Mind your own hairdo. If you really want something done, just be a Congresswoman. Don’t puss*foot. Don’t pander. And don’t wear your neck brace in public.
GMA wearing a neck brace
StorifiedbyNewsbreak,July 25, 2011 at 9:55
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(10-MINUTE STANDING OVATION BYTHE BALAY GROUP. TAKE A YOSI BREAK. WAIT UNTIL KORINA IS DONE WITH HER LIVE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MAR)
Sa administrasyon po natin, walang kota-kota, walang tongpats, ang pera ng taumbayan ay gagastusin para sa taumbayan lamang. Hayaan na nating si Willie ang mamudmod ngPajero.
Pasalamatan natin ang mga Obispo at sinauli nila ang mgaSUV.
(STANDING OVATION:PCSO CHAIR MARGIE JUICO)
At sa wakas, napatalsik din natin siMerci!Hindi yan nagawa niGloria!Yan ang malaking lamang ko sa kanya.
Pero mga kababayan ko, hindi biro ang mamili ng Ombudsman, lalo na kung ang pinagpipilian ay isang70-year old (former Supreme Court Justice Conchita Carpio Morales)at isang78-year old (former Justice Sec. Artemio Tuquero).May napili na ako.
(SMILES AT THE GROUP OF BUDGET SECRETARY FLORENCIO “BUTCH” ABAD AND OTHER ‘BALAY’ MEMBERS)
Kapayapaan at katahimikan po ang pundasyon ng kaunlaran. Ito ang patakaran natin sa loob ng bansa at maging sa pakikitungo sa mga dayuhan. Palakaibigan ang ating lahi ngunit kung inaapi, lumalaban.
Kamakailan lang ay sinakal ng dalawang Tsino ang akingbrother-in-lawhabang nasa eroplano. Sumusobra na ang panghihimasok at agresyon ng Tsina, hindi lang saWest Philippine Seakundi pati na rin saCebu Pacific.
Kagyat na gumawa ng hakbang ang ating pamahalaan upang ipagtanggol ang ating soberanya at kasarinlan.
Pina-deport na ngBureau of Immigrationang dalawangChinesena umatake sa asawa niBallsysa loob mismo ng ating himpapawid.
(STANDING OVATION: AQUINO SISTERS)
Kasama ang buong sandatahang lakas ng Pilipinas, ipapadala natin saSpratlyssinaCong. Manny Pacquiao at Mayor Sara Duterteupang ipagtanggol ang ating interes laban sa Tsina.Sa pakikitungo natin sa Tsina, kamay na bakal ang kailangan.
(EXPECTTeresita Ang–See TO WALK OUT))
Papeteks-peteks lang daw ako sa Palasyo.
There isn’t a day I do not work or a waking moment when I do not think through a work-related problem. Even my critics cannot begrudge me for the long hours I put in.
Our people deserve a government that works just as hard as they do.
A President must be on the job 24/7, ready for any contingency, any crisis, anywhere, anytime.
Check out my schedule,angbusy-busyko.
(MAI MISLANG FLASHES SCHEDULE ON THE VIDEO WALL)
9: 00 am Wake up; Take a bath
9:30 Breakfast; Meeting with Aquino sisters; Watch Kris TV
10:45Yosi break
11:00Meeting with “bad news bearer” number 1
11: 15Yosi break
11:30Meeting with “bad news bearer” number 2
11:45Yosi Break
12:00 nn Meeting with “bad news bearer” number 3
1:00 pm Late lunch
2:00 pm Siesta
3:00 Meeting with Samar group
3:15 Yosi break
3:30 Meeting with Balay group
3:14
4:00 Target-shooting with buddies in preparation for Chinese occupation of the Spratly Islands
5:00 pm Recreation (DoTA on PSP); bonding with Josh and Bimby
6:00 pmMe-time without media
Look at my picture,anghaggard-haggardko:
President Aquino in his office
(MAI MISLANG FLASHES PICTURE ON THE WALL)
Why do people marry? Because of lack of knowledge. Why do people separate? Because of lack of experience. Why do people remarry? Because of loss of memory. I urge Congress to pass the Divorce Bill.
(MOMENT NI KRIS. MAG-ISA SIYANG PAPALAKPAK AT TATAWA. WALANG KOKONTRA: “AHAHAHAHAHA. SI NOY TALAGA, WITTY AND PEANUT BITTER. LOVE IT!”)
I also remain committed to push the passage of a law for responsible parenthood. But I understand that it’s not a priority measure of the legislative executive development advisory council (LEDAC).
Kagyat tayong umupo saLEDACat pinag-usapan ang mga mahahalagang batas na kailangan nating ipasa. Halimbawa:
An Act Regulating the placement of billboards. To all advertisers, don’t distort nature. There are no volcanoes along the Pasig River.
An Act Prohibiting the use of the words “Muslim” and “Christian” in Mass Media.
(ATTN: NEWS EDITORS: CENSOR OUT “MUSLIM” AND “CHRISTIAN” IN YOUR COVERAGE. USE “TOTOTOOOOOT OR ********** WHERE APPROPRIATE)
And finally, in place of the Freedom of Information (FOI) Bill, I enjoin Congress to enact a law banning media coverage of my flings. I’ve had enough of gossipy and trivial reporting likeNewsbreak’s Inside Track piece on my Hotdog concert date.
Kung gusto niyo akong maging produktibo sa trabaho, tantanan niyo anglove lifeko.
Ang mandato nating nakuha sa huling eleksyon ay patunay na umaasa pa rin ang Pilipino sa pagbabago. Iba na talaga ang sitwasyon. Puwede na muling mangarap. Tayo nang tumungo sa katuparan ng ating mga pinangarap. Sama-sama nating tahakin angtuwid na daan kahit walang paroroonan.
Habang wala pa rin akong Kumander,kayo pa rin angbossko.
Maraming salamat po.
(GIVES COPY OF THE SONA TO SECRETARY RICKY CARANDANG, WHO IS NOW ALLOWED TO UPLOAD IT TOWWW.GOV.PH)
